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I am trying not to over-post on this new blog. I don't want to get burnt out too quickly... But since it is day one I feel somewhat entitled to post as often as I want.
Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings on Twitter) posted a tweet today that seemed appropriate. "Is there a mandate that people who are vegan have to say "amazing" a lot?" I laughed.. then I quickly went back and checked the number of times I've blogged that word in the last 2 days.
I've already used the word once myself. I'll be keeping track of that this month.
P.S. You could always follow me on Twitter (@popeclone) but you'd be wasting your time. 140 characters is for ad men and folks with short attention spans.
Ra-MON
I hate Oriental Ramen. It always smelled like crotch and tasted like old gym socks. Something about it was not Umami. Rodents and vermin would rather die of dehydration than drink it foul bilge water. I once had Oriental Ramenin 1996... and OJ was acquitted.
I prefer Beef Ramen... Beef Ramen is masculine, it's dangerous, It's flavor dynamite for your face, it fucked your sister and never called her back, it made you get a credit card and ran it up to the limit buying vintage pornography and discount tobacco online... and I fucking love it...
Guess which one is Vegan? FML.
Famous Non-Vegans throughout history: Jesus Christ.
Like him ornot LOVE HIM, this water-walker often indulged in the loaves AND the fishes. What would Jesus do.. to a Chipotle Steak Burrito with everything on it?
I am trying not to over-post on this new blog. I don't want to get burnt out too quickly... But since it is day one I feel somewhat entitled to post as often as I want.
Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings on Twitter) posted a tweet today that seemed appropriate. "Is there a mandate that people who are vegan have to say "amazing" a lot?" I laughed.. then I quickly went back and checked the number of times I've blogged that word in the last 2 days.
I've already used the word once myself. I'll be keeping track of that this month.
P.S. You could always follow me on Twitter (@popeclone) but you'd be wasting your time. 140 characters is for ad men and folks with short attention spans.
Ra-MON
I hate Oriental Ramen. It always smelled like crotch and tasted like old gym socks. Something about it was not Umami. Rodents and vermin would rather die of dehydration than drink it foul bilge water. I once had Oriental Ramenin 1996... and OJ was acquitted.
I prefer Beef Ramen... Beef Ramen is masculine, it's dangerous, It's flavor dynamite for your face, it fucked your sister and never called her back, it made you get a credit card and ran it up to the limit buying vintage pornography and discount tobacco online... and I fucking love it...
Guess which one is Vegan? FML.
Famous Non-Vegans throughout history: Jesus Christ.
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