The Cafeteria... OF DOOM!
I have a quick lunch today. Scurried downstairs (yes, I scurry now...) to grab something for my face. I brought some food with me from home in case it was a failure. I had to know.
Can I eat at work?
The left side of my cafeteria is the Hot Food section. Everything on that side of the room had a faint smell of murder and exploitation. I was able to find some french fries. I grabbed those. I had Taco Bell Fire Sauce up at my desk which would compliment the fries nicely.
I approached the salad bar... a wolf howled... there was lettuce, and tomatoes, button mushrooms, carrots, etc... All the staples. I opted not to get salad today because all of the dressings were un-vegan except the oil and vingar. and I can do better than that.
I got hummus and bagel chips instead... which is a win all around. I will be eating this AFTER my veganism ends. (I like how Veganism and Vampirism are similar...) Hummus was what came out of Pandora's Box.
Hooray for hummus!
Strange but true... Why is it, that when I tell people I am Vegan, they try and tell me about goat cheese.
I have a quick lunch today. Scurried downstairs (yes, I scurry now...) to grab something for my face. I brought some food with me from home in case it was a failure. I had to know.
Can I eat at work?
The left side of my cafeteria is the Hot Food section. Everything on that side of the room had a faint smell of murder and exploitation. I was able to find some french fries. I grabbed those. I had Taco Bell Fire Sauce up at my desk which would compliment the fries nicely.
I approached the salad bar... a wolf howled... there was lettuce, and tomatoes, button mushrooms, carrots, etc... All the staples. I opted not to get salad today because all of the dressings were un-vegan except the oil and vingar. and I can do better than that.
I got hummus and bagel chips instead... which is a win all around. I will be eating this AFTER my veganism ends. (I like how Veganism and Vampirism are similar...) Hummus was what came out of Pandora's Box.
Hooray for hummus!
Strange but true... Why is it, that when I tell people I am Vegan, they try and tell me about goat cheese.
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