Think about the future...

Lemon Crush

Someone at work told me that I talk about food too much. She's probably right. For someone who has been as food crazed as I've been my entire life, it's tough to NOT talk about food. Most specifically about what I miss.

I'll have to work on that.

So, let's think about the future.

Electric Chair (For all my future crimes.)

This grand vegan experiment comes to it's full conclusion at the end of January. Midnight on February 1, I will not longer be Vegan. It feels a little bit like sitting in a cell on the green mile. I have a date with destiny. an appointed time when my life takes a drastic shift.  

(I hope this is not a surprise. And though it will be the end of my vegan saga, it won't be the end of my blog. The blog's focus throughout the rest of the year will shift slightly. I do plan on having an interesting challenge each month, you'll have to stay tuned to hear about next month... where was I?)

The question becomes, do I dip a toe in the meat/eggs/dairy/caffeine pool or do I just dive in?

I might be a little concerned that my heart might explode.  Will I die? Cannonball of Death? 

Have you ever watched any episodes of Epic Meal Time on YouTube? These fellas make some ridiculous food. I am worried that I will take the plunge and this will happen to me. 

YouTube - Epic Meal Time - Fast Food Lasagna... and I will die. So... Scandalous.

There must be a happy medium. I should reintroduce the good stuff a little at a time. Everyone tells me that I have to take it easy that first day. But those are the same folks that told me I had to ease my way in to begin with. And aside from debilitating cramps, horrific painful gas, numbness in my crotch, blurred vision and heart palpitations, what do those people know?

I don't know, what do you guys think?

• If you want me to go overboard, I will spend all my time from now till then working on it. I will create the world most hazardous meal eaten by a single person.. I will dance like a circus bear for your enjoyment.

• If you want me to gently slide out of Veganism, to take the cowardly way out, I'll do that too. I'll read a book by some nutrition person and in like 8 weeks I'll be able to eat boiled, skinless chicken breast again.

Leave me a Comment with your vote.

I'm also taking a pool, how will the streak end? Will it be cream in my coffee? Or bacon wrapped scallops? Let me hear your thoughts.