The List is Life
I was curious today to see who exactly is vegan. Not just which of my friends or coworkers or family... but who in the list of famous people, is a vegan. Who is the famous vegan spokesperson?
I wanted to know about the famous people.
It's not that it matters, not really. I'm not really a celebrity stalker, I haven't got a subscription to People or anything like that. But, to a lot of people, celebrities are role models. They influence people. If so-and-so does this then maybe I should do this too... etc.
I was curious today to see who exactly is vegan. Not just which of my friends or coworkers or family... but who in the list of famous people, is a vegan. Who is the famous vegan spokesperson?
I wanted to know about the famous people.
It's not that it matters, not really. I'm not really a celebrity stalker, I haven't got a subscription to People or anything like that. But, to a lot of people, celebrities are role models. They influence people. If so-and-so does this then maybe I should do this too... etc.
So I went looking for lists.
Would you believe that there are separate lists on separate reputable vegan websites? Evidently it's a closely monitored thing. Example: On one website Natalie Portman is a vegan. On another she's not. The truth is, no one knows. The scuttlebutt is that for the duration of her pregnancy she was an omnivore. Red meat and everything. The rumor persists that after she delivered, she maintained her omnivore lifestyle. (Huge scandal for such a vegan icon...)
And because of all this in fighting, I decided to compile my own list of vegans.
First things first, Catholics are not vegan. It's impossible. Catholics are cannibals. (Separate ball of wax...) So, if you're famous and a professed vegan... and Catholic, you're not on that list.
Also, if your vegan status has EVER been in question you're off the list.
That leaves only...
Would you believe that there are separate lists on separate reputable vegan websites? Evidently it's a closely monitored thing. Example: On one website Natalie Portman is a vegan. On another she's not. The truth is, no one knows. The scuttlebutt is that for the duration of her pregnancy she was an omnivore. Red meat and everything. The rumor persists that after she delivered, she maintained her omnivore lifestyle. (Huge scandal for such a vegan icon...)
And because of all this in fighting, I decided to compile my own list of vegans.
First things first, Catholics are not vegan. It's impossible. Catholics are cannibals. (Separate ball of wax...) So, if you're famous and a professed vegan... and Catholic, you're not on that list.
Also, if your vegan status has EVER been in question you're off the list.
That leaves only...
Admittedly, It's a short list right now. But it should grow over time.
Famous Non-Vegans throughout history: Dennis Leary.
Famous Non-Vegans throughout history: Dennis Leary.
Back when Denis Leary didn't have kids and didn't fuss with his firehouse, people like me listened to every goddamn thing he had to say. And what he did say was some life altering shit. Here's some proof. YouTube
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